Post by Ringside Junkie on Oct 26, 2007 1:51:44 GMT -5
WWE officials attempted to abduct a bigfoot!
Two hunters who witnessed the scene said three pro-wrestlers with big eyes and bloated foreheads snatched the unsuspecting sasquatch right from the cave he was sleeping in.
“They must have been strong wrestlers because that bigfoot must have weighed at least 500 pounds,” said Bubba Antis. “But they carried him out without straining the least bit.”
Antis said the Bigfoot remained relatively subdued and did not attempt to fight himself free as the wrestlers loaded him into their hummer limo.
“Not two minutes after they closed the door, however, it opened back up and the bigfoot came crashing out of the double doors,” he said. “I guess the wrestlers didn’t know exactly how bad these pioneering bigfoots smelled.
“I wouldn’t have wanted to be in an enclosed area with one either!”
It was said that the WWE officials were planning on using Bigfoot in a storyline in the upcoming season of ECW on SciFi.
Two hunters who witnessed the scene said three pro-wrestlers with big eyes and bloated foreheads snatched the unsuspecting sasquatch right from the cave he was sleeping in.
“They must have been strong wrestlers because that bigfoot must have weighed at least 500 pounds,” said Bubba Antis. “But they carried him out without straining the least bit.”
Antis said the Bigfoot remained relatively subdued and did not attempt to fight himself free as the wrestlers loaded him into their hummer limo.
“Not two minutes after they closed the door, however, it opened back up and the bigfoot came crashing out of the double doors,” he said. “I guess the wrestlers didn’t know exactly how bad these pioneering bigfoots smelled.
“I wouldn’t have wanted to be in an enclosed area with one either!”
It was said that the WWE officials were planning on using Bigfoot in a storyline in the upcoming season of ECW on SciFi.