Post by Ringside Junkie on Oct 17, 2005 23:45:50 GMT -5
RVD SAVING UP FOR PLASTIC SURGERY -- TO LOOK LIKE BAT BOY!
DID YOU ever dream of looking like Bat Boy? Sports Entertainer and Combic Book Shop Owner Rob Van Dam of WWE has. And he's saving up money so that plastic surgeons can transform him into a deadringer for his idol!
"I love Bat Boy. He's cool," RVD says. RVD wants his ears enlarged and reshaped to resemble the pointy ones of the famous halfbat, half-human mutant. His teeth are to be sharpened into fangs and all his hair will be removed through electrolysis so he's permanently bald.
Doctors estimate the operation will cost about $23,000.
RVD's parents have given him permission to go ahead with the procedure -- if he pays for it himself. The enterprising stoner has saved up nearly $600 from washing neighbors' cars, doing other chores, and selling comic books. He hopes to go under the knife within two years.
"For now, he wears fake ears and makeup that make him look a lot like Bat Boy," explains his wife.
Credit: Whacky Wrestling News 2005
DID YOU ever dream of looking like Bat Boy? Sports Entertainer and Combic Book Shop Owner Rob Van Dam of WWE has. And he's saving up money so that plastic surgeons can transform him into a deadringer for his idol!
"I love Bat Boy. He's cool," RVD says. RVD wants his ears enlarged and reshaped to resemble the pointy ones of the famous halfbat, half-human mutant. His teeth are to be sharpened into fangs and all his hair will be removed through electrolysis so he's permanently bald.
Doctors estimate the operation will cost about $23,000.
RVD's parents have given him permission to go ahead with the procedure -- if he pays for it himself. The enterprising stoner has saved up nearly $600 from washing neighbors' cars, doing other chores, and selling comic books. He hopes to go under the knife within two years.
"For now, he wears fake ears and makeup that make him look a lot like Bat Boy," explains his wife.
Credit: Whacky Wrestling News 2005