Post by Ringside Junkie on Jul 30, 2005 3:27:27 GMT -5
Reports are coming in now stating that Triple-H has in fact been abducted by a UFO! Little Green Men ganged up on HHH at his mansion in CT and took him abourd their spaceship to perform probes. The US Goverment spotted Triple-H's nose sitting outsie of the UFO and was able to maintain the ship without any harm. The Little Green Men were taken into custody and the ship was impounded for furthur study. HHH was not harm in the incident though did suffer some tramedic effect. He will not be returning to the ring the night after SummerSlam on Monday Night Raw.